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- I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
- I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
- I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the terrorists will stop what they’re doing because they will now think we’re good people for leaving.
- I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell me if it will rain on Friday CAN tell me that the polar ice caps will surely melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
- I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
- I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
- I’m voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists come over here, I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
- I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.
- I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
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